• on the internet: 7:30pm *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 5am
• at school: 9:30am *closes eyes for 5 minutes* 9:20am

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

acciopond:

“the best things in life are free” i whisper to myself as i start my pirated downloads

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad